Love-When intercourse is called "love making".
Lust-All other times.
Marriage-What's intercourse?
Love-When you argue over how many children to have.
Lust-When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
Marriage-when you argue over money.
Love-When you share everything you own.
Lust-When you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
Marriage-When the bank owns everything.
Love-When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust-When the relationship is over when you don't climax.
Marriage-What's a climax?
Love-When you phone each other just to say, "Hi".
Lust-When you phone each other just to organize sex.
Marriage-When you phone each other to find out what time your sons
game
starts.
Love-When you write poems about your partner.
Lust-When all you write is your phone number.
Marriage-When all you write is checks.
Love-When you show concern for your partners' feelings.
Lust-when you couldn't give a shit.
Marriage-When your only concern is what's on TV.
Love-When your farewell is "I love you darling…"
Lust-When your farewell is "So, same time next week…"
Marriage-When your farewell is silent.
Love-When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
Lust-When you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
Marriage-When you never see each other awake.
Love-When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust-When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage-When your wallet empties every time you see them.
Love-When you never think of the "F" word.
Lust-When all you do is the "F" word.
Marriage-When you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you".
Love-When nobody else matters.
Lust-when nobody else knows.
Marriage-When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
Love-When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust-When it's just the same old mushy shit.
Marriage-When you never listen to music.
Love-When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust-When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage-When just getting through the day is your only thought.
Love-When you're interested in everything your partner does.
Lust-When you're only interested in one thing.
Marriage-When you're not interested in what your partner does and the one
thing that you're interested in is your golf score.